odair:

HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT

meandmyemerie:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

Accurate

smilewhileyourebleedin:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

Columbia, SC was the correct answer lol

deancasotp:

madnessistheexcuse:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

[[CASUALLY SPRINKLES SALT ON YOU]]

[[CASUALLY BURNS THE BONES]]

[[CASUALLY WARMS HANDS OVER THE FIRE]]

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

theclearlydope:

Pussy Magnet.

princesshoff:

i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face

hiddledbythebatch:

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

this looks like an episode of doctor who

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.  

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

destiel-is-superwholocked:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

goddess-of-trickery:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.

I wonder what we look like to the outside world

Probably more sane than the SPN fandom.