im afraid my online friends are gonna meet me in person and be like “oh”
this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog
everything changed when the water tribe attacked
NOW JUST IMAGINE IF WATER WERE FIRE
DRINK A NICE GLASS OF FIRE
LETS GO TO THE BEACH, THE OCEAN IS ROASTY
WATER FOUNTAINS ARE NOW FLAME THROWERS
WATER FUN THO
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
a haiku on mariokart:
what the fucking fuck
who the fuck threw that red shell
god fucking damn it