the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

yumchocolatemilk:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

the tag is too perfect

didyourmomjustcallmeababydyke:

please may i have this kitty?

starllex:

givemeallyourquarters:

starllex:

slap me with a taco

that, my confused friend, is a burrito 

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. 

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited. 

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

didyourmomjustcallmeababydyke:

is escargot french for faggot…

twerklikestrider:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Ohmygod

dragongirl007:

dashiecrash:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.

I read somewhere that people were literally falling out of their seats laughing at that scene when the movie was first screened.

I always crack up when I see it :)

bestlols:

cats. If it fits I sit

punkrockmermaid:

Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.

Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!

Be still my beating heart.

What if one of the most important street photographers of the 20th century was a 1950s children’s nanny who kept herself to herself and never showed a single one of her photographs to anyone?

Decades later in 2007, a Chicago real estate agent and historical hobbyist, John Maloof purchased a box of never-seen, never-developed film negatives of an unknown ‘amateur’ photographer for $380 at his local auction house.

 

John began developing his new collection of photographs, some 100,000 negatives in total, that had been abandoned in a storage locker in Chicago before they ended up at the auction house. It became clear these were no ordinary street snaps of 1950s & 60s Chicago and New York and so John embarked on a journey to find out who was behind the photographs and soon discovered her name: Vivien Maier.

 

More here

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